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A collection of poetry by English humorist and poet Patrick Winstanley. The poems are always short, often funny, sometimes dark and dangerous and invariably rude.

A collection of rude poems for children, which are suitable for 10 or 11 year olds and perhaps younger children under parental guidance. Subjects for the poems include Archimedes, Lady Godiva, knickers and flatulence.

Max Scratchmann's 'Rude Rhymes' is a collection of not quite clean, but not exactly filthy poems covering subjects as diverse as the membrum virilis and sapphic zoo keepers.

Peculiar Poetry is a collection of contemporary funny poems which is as English as hot buttered crumpets and almost equally irresistible.

A collection of nonsense verse for children aged 11 plus which include the odd rude word, or rude idea. Subjects for the poems include jelly babies, fairy godmothers and flatulence, while the style is deliberately whimsical.